When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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