I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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