So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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