They should really pass out barf bags in church
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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This baby is an asshole
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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