You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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