shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
NoShamevember. You game?
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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