just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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