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  • Submitted by lg1275 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:30pm

    Yeah...STDs, AIDS and unwanted children who will be raised by idiot parents are SOOOO much better than wrapping it.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 23, 10 at 6:29pm

    Dont be upset that they dont make one small enough for you.

  • Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:17pm

    BITE YOUR TONGUE!!

  • Submitted by aj61 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:21pm

    Ya cause everyone loves stds soooo much?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 23, 10 at 5:20pm

    You are late. The modern inventor of the latex condom died in the 50's.

  • Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 23, 10 at 6:32pm

    Fucking Catholics. Since when did the pope start texting?

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      Submitted by mogi on Apr 23, 10 at 8:13pm

      who said it was a Catholic

    • 41 56
      Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:33pm

      wow dude you just made yourself look really ignorant and stupid

      • 50 46
        Submitted by cripplicious on Apr 23, 10 at 10:39pm

        not really, obviously he doesn't honestly think the pope was texting, you look stupid and ignorant

        • 48 50
          Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 24, 10 at 12:13am

          how would he know if the pope was texting or not? you look stupid and ignorant.

          • 42 45
            Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 24, 10 at 3:49am

            Stupidity and Ignorance for all!

          • 41 49
            Submitted by selli1dj on Apr 24, 10 at 6:29am

            With your username, you look just plain stupid.

    • 51 55
      Submitted by AndICareBecause on Apr 25, 10 at 7:48pm

      hahahaha, nice.

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      Submitted by JnOaRdDrAoNj on Apr 27, 10 at 6:03pm

      haha. imagine the Pope texting...

  • Submitted by honda_red_400 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:45pm

    Just cuz ur birth certificate is a letter of apology from Trojan dont mean the inventor should be put to death

  • Submitted by Michguy on Apr 23, 10 at 5:36pm

    That's ok, aids will take you out.

  • Submitted by ravishingrose on Apr 23, 10 at 9:04pm

    Well a condom is cheaper than kids

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 6:02pm

    Don't blame the condom if you don't know how to use it

  • Submitted by cmiyc on Apr 23, 10 at 9:47pm

    Sadly if your retarded parents used one, we wouldn't have to deal with stupid comments like this.

  • Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 5:34pm

    Better than sheep skin...or is it?

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      Submitted by douchemonger on Apr 23, 10 at 5:42pm

      Also...if Asians are seen as being the first condom users (previously it was woman who dealt with birth control methods), how are there so many of them? lol

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        Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 24, 10 at 12:03am

        they got a head start when we all migrated out of africa. i dunno.

  • Submitted by lolocaust on Apr 23, 10 at 6:07pm

    Okay seriously. My area code gets the worst texts submitted.

  • Submitted by xThEx_Natural on Apr 23, 10 at 5:41pm

    Go fuck urslef! The condom is genious. We should say thank u to the inventor

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      Submitted by mftw on Apr 23, 10 at 7:29pm

      yes, the condom is genius.\nyour spelling however, is not.

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        Submitted by AndICareBecause on Apr 25, 10 at 7:52pm

        They need a thumbs up option for the replies made to comments. I give this a thumbs up.

  • Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 5:21pm

    it's alright folks someone just had a bad experience no need to get angry happens to the best of us

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    Submitted by tweedledee on Apr 23, 10 at 11:00pm

    You would probably get laid less if condoms had never been invented. Just sayin.

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    Submitted by jMo on Apr 23, 10 at 9:40pm

    I know it's terrible that there is something preventing you from contracting an STD or a child you aren't ready for. Fuck condoms, right? People kill me with their stupidity sometimes.

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    Submitted by mannoroth0913 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:04pm

    Because I love STDs </sarcasm>

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    Submitted by trancelot on Apr 24, 10 at 3:10am

    All these people talking about condoms breaking are dumb. I've never had that happen. Try using one that isn't expired! They don't break 25% of the time. Don't keep it in your wallet so it wears down. Use it right with lube or something! It's people like you that hurt population control and welfare. And, thanks for keeping the spread of diseases at uncontrollable numbers. Hopefully you will did and save us all the trouble of another ignorant jackass!

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    Submitted by Gorius92 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:40pm

    Stop talking

  • 76 53
    Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 23, 10 at 5:37pm

    Okay I understand that you had a bad experience and are a little angry right now, but no need to get crazy here.

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    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 23, 10 at 9:17pm

    Wow, Pope Benedict, I didn't know you posted on TFLN!

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:09pm

    Wrap it for who you want to be, not who you are.

  • 60 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 11:33pm

    Just get used to it, condoms aren't going anywhere

  • 65 54
    Submitted by guidette79 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:47pm

    what the fuck is a premeau?

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    Submitted by mr_ed on Apr 23, 10 at 6:38pm

    You're the biggest dumbass I've ever heard!!

  • 56 44
    Submitted by PSU5040 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:38pm

    wait til this dumb motherfucker gets an STD ... then he will remember to use a jimmy

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    Submitted by semperfidoordie on Apr 24, 10 at 7:42am

    Hold up there trancelot. I've always used every precaution and I've still had them break. So before you go makin accusations that are only your opinion, go read a book. Condoms are mean to hold up, but are not guarenteed. Read the box. So on behalf of anyone who reads your comment I'd just like to say, fuck off you uneducated simple prick. Thank you.

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 8:17pm

    There would be so many people die from STDs and omg think of all the fucking babies

  • 54 44
    Submitted by iamelrebel on Apr 24, 10 at 4:32pm

    Silly catholic! Sex is for...

  • 56 48
    Submitted by gkgolfer3 on Apr 24, 10 at 1:21pm

    Condoms suck

  • 59 55
    Submitted by thepost07 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:17pm

    1. yeah, it feels better without it, but\n2. it's way safer with it.\nits up to you homey

  • 51 40
    Submitted by bigbear9 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:35pm

    Wow. I didn't know Catholics didn't have a sense of humor... Now don't go judging me Catholics, remember what the bible says about judging...

  • 55 51
    Submitted by mbblair on Apr 26, 10 at 4:01pm

    I'm so proud of central Illinois.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 24, 10 at 11:09am

    Maybe this person had a condom break? Hmmm!

  • 52 48
    Submitted by sunburnbaby on Apr 24, 10 at 4:59pm

    You have clearly never used a flavoured condom. Or had an abortion. Stupidity for all!!

  • 61 66
    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:53pm

    Loser!

  • 54 54
    Submitted by robotninjapirate on Apr 23, 10 at 7:46pm

    It's okay mannoroth. I'm speechless too.

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:24pm

    By far the dumbest txt I've ever seen in my life.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Premeau on Apr 23, 10 at 5:23pm

    guidette's as useless as a condom

  • 48 46
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 23, 10 at 11:43pm

    Thanks for the head.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by sturty14 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:27pm

    Fuckin dumbass if you want yo die young than just don use one you don't have to if you don't want to it's not the law

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 12:43am

    9.40 - A ";" after "know" would be correct grammatically.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by mpk1414 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:58pm

    I'm pretty sure they are

  • 51 54
    Submitted by jazzy907 on Apr 24, 10 at 2:51am

    Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

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    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 23, 10 at 10:34pm

    I'm sure they r joking but are in fact upset at the moment. Face it, condoms are mean! They give you this false security of being safe and worry free.....and then....BAM!!! that thin piece of rubber breaks and you are forever connected to this random hook up, who on a one night fling of drunkin sex, you got her pregnant and are now forever connected by this child you thought (because of the rubber) you were protecting yourself from!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:21am

    The first condoms were sheep intestines

  • 44 46
    Submitted by beccccaa on Apr 26, 10 at 4:08am

    If a baby isn't a "baby" until it breathes then your mom should of aborted you. You weren't a baby yet..right? Fucking idiot.

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    Submitted by hentailover on May 14, 10 at 1:11am

    For all that training and conditioning they have us go through in school....I still never wrap it...

  • 44 48
    Submitted by lexiibabyl on Apr 24, 10 at 12:18pm

    Don't be silly! Wrap your willy!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 24, 10 at 12:09am

    Lol how many of you guys REALLY use condoms though? Like fah real..

  • 48 57
    Submitted by amilapeed on Apr 25, 10 at 1:21am

    People used sheep skins before latex or intestins.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 12:38am

    7.29 - Your lack of commas is criminal for an English teacher.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Singingflame on Apr 23, 10 at 7:09pm

    Just because you can't get pregnant doesn't mean you have to hate. You sound really stupid...

  • 46 54
    Submitted by nos71 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:32pm

    Condoms suck

  • 49 61
    Submitted by wilddude on Apr 24, 10 at 12:44pm

    Wha do you want... Wooden condoms like they did back on ye old days?

  • 38 40
    Submitted by DPride360 on May 28, 10 at 1:52pm

    I think some of you take TFLN texts WAY too seriously.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 12:29am

    12:09 speaks the truth. I mean, come on...

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    Submitted by ericarto24 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:34pm

    Sex is always better without them tho lololololol

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 5:12pm

    Second, just so no1 gets first

  • 41 53
    Submitted by apollojennings on Apr 26, 10 at 3:17am

    Your a dumbass.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by scanlan on Apr 24, 10 at 8:49am

    Hahaha i like urallstupids comment

  • 40 54
    Submitted by ahob07 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:49pm

    False

  • 38 55
    Submitted by slutguts on Apr 24, 10 at 10:49am

    Haha 9.47 ftw

  • 36 54
    Submitted by cheesemanultra on Apr 29, 10 at 12:55pm

    Flesh only eh? Just slide down a carpeted stairway with no pants and you'll get your rugburn high.

  • 39 67
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 23, 10 at 6:04pm

    Keepin it real in the QCA!

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    Submitted by BorisYeltsin on Apr 24, 10 at 2:46am

    This is all true, but condoms break like 25% of the time. Without them, things would be very different