I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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