I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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