No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Are we still banned from the library?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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