after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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