I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize