I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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