forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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