I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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