TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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