I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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