I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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