i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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