It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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