would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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