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  • 88 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:31pm

    hahaha i know the first person's comment is funnier than this fuckin text by far lmao

  • 81 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:05pm

    Oh, you said put on the CONDOM. Condom. Right. Sorry about the mix-up.

  • 76 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:27pm

    You didn't let him poupon you?

  • 86 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 1:29am

    Only in Connecticut. Damn.

  • 71 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:34pm

    Psh you should have covered yourself in ketchup and made a sandwich

  • 75 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:39pm

    LMAO---I luv the 1st persons comment. Where do you guys come up with this stuff?! HAHA

  • 67 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:34pm

    Ok so a guy walks into a kitchen. In what world does he look in the fridge and say, "ooooh, mustard. Thats sexy."

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:56pm

    Haha this would be someone in Connecticut

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:59am

    You LEFT? Well, that's just a waste. There are starving children in Africa who would gladly have licked your boyfriend. Ugh!

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:28am

    agreed. i gotta get outta this state. mustard? what is wrong with guys?

  • 51 57
    Submitted by chuckdouglas on Mar 4, 10 at 6:46pm

    hahahaaaaaa

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:53am

    HAHAAH the first person's comment was awesome

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:40pm

    This is why I do not hook up with guys from my state lol.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:08pm

    Wouldn't mustard burn his more tender regions?

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 10 at 9:11pm

    this is how connecticut does it!