just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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