im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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