do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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