I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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