I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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