We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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