Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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