Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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