ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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