Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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