I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just found puke in my bra..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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