Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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