Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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