I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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