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  • 109 41
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 24, 10 at 4:42pm
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    did she reply with "grab my tit youll get hit...douche bag" ?

  • 69 44
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 2:59pm
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    if that worked you are my manwhore hero

  • 59 33
    Submitted by Sailor2010 on Jul 25, 10 at 5:22pm
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    If I had a quarter for everytime that worked!

  • 54 40
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 7:42pm
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    @viper dude just let it go.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by xDevonnax on Jul 24, 10 at 6:27pm
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    Did she laugh? I know I would.

  • 45 34
    Submitted by lacrosseplaya735 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:44pm
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    Haha....

  • 47 44
    Submitted by wwiiace on Jul 26, 10 at 11:04am
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    Fail. That is the worst line. Rhyming doesn't equal clever. If that worked, she was drunk and stupid. Your sack totally lacks, she should just pack, and never come back.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by inyourpants on Jul 25, 10 at 3:32pm
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    If that shit worked....

  • 44 40
    Submitted by dcaramel84 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:17pm
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    wow..but that was kinda funny!

  • 46 44
    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 24, 10 at 3:08pm
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    That is a great line dude

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:24pm
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    Nevertheless, firsty is not a word

  • 34 27
    Submitted by BurritoMan on Jul 26, 10 at 2:13am
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    Godly

  • 32 28
    Submitted by cleotis on Jul 25, 10 at 8:13pm
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    This dude is gangsta... Funny stuff

  • 47 58
    Submitted by kdogg417 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:29pm
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    Way to keep it classy Detroit

  • 42 49
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 1:46am
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    That's Quacktastic!

  • 40 53
    Submitted by thatPHAN on Jul 25, 10 at 10:51am
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    wow that's terrible Im a guy and I hope u got hit for that

  • 26 40
    Submitted by cbtango on Aug 1, 10 at 4:05pm
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    Hahaha, ur my hero *underagehangover*

  • 10 19
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 30, 12 at 8:44am
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    Long as it worked.

  • 32 64
    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:09pm
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    Firsty is not a word once agian

  • 33 75
    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:43pm
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    these pretzels are making me firsty!