dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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