Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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