in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Someone came in the potted fern
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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