There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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