I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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