yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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