Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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