i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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