I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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