I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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