The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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