Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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